Cheesecake (the baby seal) knows he’s cute.
I think watching this disembodied hand
de-shed this horse with this MIRACLE TOOL
might save me today. Olofsu, the man with the crackly fireplace
voice on the meditation app, briefly disposes me
to want muscles. I’m getting a call from a
made-up sounding place: Almond, NY. I already know
I’ll Zillow houses there later, places I can’t afford
and which I’d complain about two days into living there.
Actually, I disagree, Cheesecake doesn’t know he’s cute
and, in fact, in the hangover of some manufactured outrage
(I don’t need to tell you), I now believe he lives a tragic life
squeezed and squeezed by human desire like the last pearl
of toothpaste in the tube, like love in a love song
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